Just then. Put on the shrimp, pour exorbitant prosecco and spread the carpet to obtain the least qualified VIP in the history of the fight – because Jake Paul vs. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. he just sold $ 1 million “Owner experience” to the office probably He thinks Dazn is a cryptocurrency.

The most vital promotions officially downloaded boxing, poured it in Cologne and crossed the best LinkedIn. This Courtyard – Yes, they call a luxurious cage – now he belongs to a company dealing with body injuries, which thought about access to Jake Paul Shadowbox Broken Chavez Jr., was worth more than most houses.

Who bought it? Law firm. The guys from Torklaw call it “alignment”. Of course. Because nothing screams of boxing heritage, like two lawyers drinking Chardonnay, while Jake Paul Windmills hits a man who gave up more than your local goalkeeper of the Sunday League. Buddy, the only thing here is your portfolio with Grift MVP.

And if you can’t cling to a full million, MVP has Emerald packages, diamond and platinum I am waiting for the rest of the Wannabe aristocracy. Do you still want to be valid? Take tens of thousands to sit down two rows and pretend that you understand what “southpaw” means. They will continue to give you the same cocktails, while Chavez Jr. He leaves the scene mentally – you just won’t get your name for Dazna.

Reza Torkzadeh from Torklaw said:
“There is something saint in entering the arena, knowing that everything is on the line.”
Yes, buddy – your reputation, marketing budget and any trace of boxing knowledge are definitely on the line.

You bought the “owner’s experience” for a million dollars in Jake Paul vs. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.?
All right, master. Here’s what, as an ardent, experienced, for life, a boxing fan, apparently you are (Sarcasm penetrating from each time), should or probably even make $ 1 million in the saddest boxing box:

• Incorrectly “Julio” asking a waiter when Jake Paul fights with a “Mexican guy”.
  Instagram signature: “Ready to see El Churro, throw your hands 🌮🇲🇽 #vipvibes #corralcrew”
• Explain to your partner loudly that “TKO” means “total knockout”.
  Because nothing impresses with a crowd of shrimp plates, how to be wrong.
• Argument that Jake Paul “defeated this UFC guy who once” means that.
  Signature on Instagram: “Jake Ko’d Tyrone Woodly, brother. He applied respect 👊tee #Lendalk”
• Ask the nearest warrior about the selfie, and then say “wait, which Paul Brother are you again?”
  Bonus points if it’s Holly Holm.
• Input a movie, if you are in Coachella, then ask: “So how many quarters are it again in the round?”
  Instagram signature: “Ringwalls hit different
• Call Chavez Sr. “This Spanish guy from the preliminary film”, spilling prosecco into a VIP leash.
  Instagram signature: “Love Boxing’s opulent story 🇪🇸🍾 #juliowho?”
• Check your watch and ask loudly: “When does a real fight start?”
  Especially after the sixth round, when Chavez Jr. He begins to argue with his own corner, and Jake begins to play in the front cameras.
• Stand up and support Jake when he throws a stab, and then ask: “Was it the upper?”
  Instagram signature: “Hook? Whatever it was – pristine.“
• Take a selfie during the third round with your back to fight. Because of course.
  Instagram signature: “We came. We bent. We forgot to watch.
• Google “How many rounds are there boxing?” While trying to find a sushi tray again.
  Instagram signature: “Boxing is a long sport. Has anyone seen Sake? 🍣🥂 #12 roundsoftitting”
• Class the replay of Jake Lost by six inches and screaming “Let’s Gooooo!” Like Hagler vs. Hearns.
  Instagram signature: “This lady was elite, elderly. He wanted to do it 🧠💥 #strategmaster”
• Operate Denzek Camera cut to wave with your partners and miss the only pristine night blow.
  Instagram signature: “Made it on television, when the fight was still charging #vipconristed 🎥🍾”
  
  Because this is it true Fans: Providing sport until it is only a noise in the background for the influencer network.

The whole event is a tragic parody – Corporate fantasy camp for opulent guys who do not know the feint from the footrest. Jake Paul is not a boxer, he is a walking billboard who has mastered the art of stunning mini -athlete. Chavez Jr.? The hereditary emptiness still trades the name of his dad while escaping from real competition.

Bidarian Nakisza from MVP called it “at night to remember.” You will bet. We will remember this because the night boxing not only sold – it fell over, pulled out a velvet rope and let unaware of drinking his blood through the crystal straw.

William Zepeda told today at a press conference in Novel York that he wants to check if Shakur Stevenson supports his standing words and fight him on July 12 at the Louis Armstrong stadium in Queens. The undefeated Zepeda (33-0, 27 KO) says that he expected Stevenson (23-0, 11 KO) fled to boxing, as always, not stand and snail.

Promoter Shakura, Eddie Hearn, said that he wants the title of Ring Lightweight to be threatened with the fight of Stevenson-Zepeda, making the winner the “King of Division.”

“A man on my left, if he was from Great Britain, would be what we call the absolute treasure. He would be a superstar,” he said Eddie Hearn During today’s press conference, talking about Shakur Stevenson. “It should not only be a boxing superstar, but also a superstar of American sport. He is 27 years elderly, world champion in three divisions, and he has never sweated.”

The reason why Shakur is not a superstar is because of this:

1. Lifeless combat style: Stevenson is a runner.
2. Destitute CV: his victory in the age of 126 and 130 were against the smaller warriors, many of whom were washed. At the age of 135, Shakur was terribly against Edwin de Los Santos, the only decent warrior he met in this weight class. Fans routinely win his fights, and many of them pass in half.
3. Not wanting to take risks when he is called.
4. Reputation of protection by your promoters

“Eric Gomez [of Golden Boy] He said that comparing him with Floyd Mayweather. I also put it on with such as Sugar Ray Leonard, Pernell Whitaker, all great. This man is so good [Stevenson] It is – continued Hearn with Oszlene Shakur. “But for greatness you need a great opponent, and this is William Zepeda. This is a fight in which Shakur Stevenson will show everyone how wonderful and how special he is.

“I know that the ring belt is empty. This belt should be on the line for Shakur and William Zepeda on July 12,” said Hearn. “You will see why Shakur Stevenson is one of the biggest fighters. They are two fighters who deserve to be the king of the division. He should be crowned with king on July 12.

Zepeda: Stand and fight

“I think that on July 12 the world will know who William Zepeda is,” said Zepeda. “I don’t care what Eddie says. I hope Shakur does what he says, that he will do, stand and fight. Shakur says that he stands and fights, let’s stand and fight. We have plan AI Plan B. says that he will stand and fight with me, but he will have to return to the box.”

“I come to perform. I come there to get the best performance in my career,” said Shakur. “Nothing else can.

“I don’t sleep at William Zepeda. I have to close myself and step on him. That’s what I have to do,” said Shakur.

“I want to be known as a Mexican legend,” Zepeda said.

“It can’t be. Of course, I want to fight the tank, but if Zepeda didn’t pass, there is no fight against the tank,” said Shakur.

“I leave his **,” said Shakur Stevenson about his forecast of fighting with William Zeda.

“I have to prepare a million percent. I have to try to stop this fight,” Zepeda said.

Edgar Berlanga says that Hamzah Sheeraz did not fight him until July 12, because he was told that this was the only way he could fight Canelo Alvarez next year. He had no choice. It was either this one or without Canelo. Berlanga (23-1, 18 KO) seemed to intimidate Sheeraz (21-0-1, 17 KO) during the Kickoff press conference in Palladium in Fresh York. Fans saw that Sheeraz looked terrified.

Berlanga-Sheeraz is the main clash of a super medium weight on July 12 at the Louis Armstrong stadium in Queens, Fresh York. The winner of the fight will be a one step closer to the shot to the undisputed champion of 168 pounds Canelo. They will still need one more fight before they get a fight against Canelo because he already has a full schedule.

Sheeraz is forced to fight?

“They feed him with a left. He does it only because he told him:” If you beat him [Berlanga]We’ll give you Canelo. So he had no option – said Edgar Berlanga Ring magazine About Hamzah Sheeraz, who fights him only because his management told him that if he wins, he would get the fight of Canelo Alvarez.

Berlanga is probably right. Sheeraz had no other choice but to fight him if he wanted to have a chance to fight Canelo and get a gigantic payment, like the one he got in September last year. The bait of a potential fight against Goldmine worth $ 10 million is a sufficient reason to fight Berlang to get the clash of Canelo. He will probably receive the highest career in the fight against Edgar on July 12.

“That’s what I told him. I said,” You had no choice but to take this fight, elderly. ” He says: “Oh, I come to your hometown. I said,” Bro, you were forced to do it *** to try to fight Canelo because they promised you this fight. ” But besides, I’m going there and I want to hurt him – said Berlanga about Sheeraz.

This is a path for Sheeraz to match Canelo. The fight against Caleb Plant or Jaime Munguia would not work because these two do not have the same popularity. Sheeraz would probably remain at 160 were it not for the chance to enter the Canelo lottery. He enters this fight against the controversial draw against Master WBC Medium weight Carlos Adames on February 22. So it’s as if he failed. Sheeraz will learn from this meeting that he will be even worse at the age of 168, but he takes gambling to try to fight Canelo.

Berlanga leaves the party

“I am 10 times larger, 20 times larger than in 2023, when I fought with Jason Quigley,” said Berlanga, asked if it is more popular since the fight with Canelo in September last year. “It’s definitely my event. This is:” All right, Berlanga is back. ” I came back with everything.

Berlanga is now better known after the fight against Canelo, but not necessarily more popular. Today’s press conference has helped Berlanga much more than his loss with Alvarez, because many boxing fans saw him in a favorable featherlight. He was theatrical today, dominating at a press conference with his stage presence and charisma.

“I have gained a lot of experience from this Canelo fight. Something is in the works where when we pass this guy, I will probably have to eliminate [Jaime] Munguia, and then we could probably get this Canelo fight next year, “said Berlanga.

It will depend on Turk Alalshikh, whose Berlanga will fight next. It is tough to imagine how he chose Munguia because he lost two of the last four fights. Turki may want to give Edgar a complex path, forcing him to go through the Caleb plant. This would be a more complex option than Munguia, which looks mentally destitute while fighting a good opposition.

Sheeraz: fighter at C.

“If it were simple, everyone would throw people in the first round,” said Berlanga about their 16 knockouts in the first round to start his career. “We grabbed legal fighters to try to squeeze me. Hey, I intended to knock them out. Yes, maybe who knows

Sheeraz is a warrior at level B, but he can hit. When it is hit, it looks sensitive and does not react well to pressure. Adames went down all night, nailing him with arrows and taking him all the fight. We have already seen how Sheeraz looked like in his fight with Austin ‘Ammo “Williams. He could lose this fight if ammunition continued to attack him aggressively after early injury.