Just then. Put on the shrimp, pour exorbitant prosecco and spread the carpet to obtain the least qualified VIP in the history of the fight – because Jake Paul vs. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. he just sold $ 1 million “Owner experience” to the office probably He thinks Dazn is a cryptocurrency.

The most vital promotions officially downloaded boxing, poured it in Cologne and crossed the best LinkedIn. This Courtyard – Yes, they call a luxurious cage – now he belongs to a company dealing with body injuries, which thought about access to Jake Paul Shadowbox Broken Chavez Jr., was worth more than most houses.

Who bought it? Law firm. The guys from Torklaw call it “alignment”. Of course. Because nothing screams of boxing heritage, like two lawyers drinking Chardonnay, while Jake Paul Windmills hits a man who gave up more than your local goalkeeper of the Sunday League. Buddy, the only thing here is your portfolio with Grift MVP.

And if you can’t cling to a full million, MVP has Emerald packages, diamond and platinum I am waiting for the rest of the Wannabe aristocracy. Do you still want to be valid? Take tens of thousands to sit down two rows and pretend that you understand what “southpaw” means. They will continue to give you the same cocktails, while Chavez Jr. He leaves the scene mentally – you just won’t get your name for Dazna.

Reza Torkzadeh from Torklaw said:
“There is something saint in entering the arena, knowing that everything is on the line.”
Yes, buddy – your reputation, marketing budget and any trace of boxing knowledge are definitely on the line.

You bought the “owner’s experience” for a million dollars in Jake Paul vs. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.?
All right, master. Here’s what, as an ardent, experienced, for life, a boxing fan, apparently you are (Sarcasm penetrating from each time), should or probably even make $ 1 million in the saddest boxing box:

• Incorrectly “Julio” asking a waiter when Jake Paul fights with a “Mexican guy”.
  Instagram signature: “Ready to see El Churro, throw your hands 🌮🇲🇽 #vipvibes #corralcrew”
• Explain to your partner loudly that “TKO” means “total knockout”.
  Because nothing impresses with a crowd of shrimp plates, how to be wrong.
• Argument that Jake Paul “defeated this UFC guy who once” means that.
  Signature on Instagram: “Jake Ko’d Tyrone Woodly, brother. He applied respect 👊tee #Lendalk”
• Ask the nearest warrior about the selfie, and then say “wait, which Paul Brother are you again?”
  Bonus points if it’s Holly Holm.
• Input a movie, if you are in Coachella, then ask: “So how many quarters are it again in the round?”
  Instagram signature: “Ringwalls hit different
• Call Chavez Sr. “This Spanish guy from the preliminary film”, spilling prosecco into a VIP leash.
  Instagram signature: “Love Boxing’s opulent story 🇪🇸🍾 #juliowho?”
• Check your watch and ask loudly: “When does a real fight start?”
  Especially after the sixth round, when Chavez Jr. He begins to argue with his own corner, and Jake begins to play in the front cameras.
• Stand up and support Jake when he throws a stab, and then ask: “Was it the upper?”
  Instagram signature: “Hook? Whatever it was – pristine.“
• Take a selfie during the third round with your back to fight. Because of course.
  Instagram signature: “We came. We bent. We forgot to watch.
• Google “How many rounds are there boxing?” While trying to find a sushi tray again.
  Instagram signature: “Boxing is a long sport. Has anyone seen Sake? 🍣🥂 #12 roundsoftitting”
• Class the replay of Jake Lost by six inches and screaming “Let’s Gooooo!” Like Hagler vs. Hearns.
  Instagram signature: “This lady was elite, elderly. He wanted to do it 🧠💥 #strategmaster”
• Operate Denzek Camera cut to wave with your partners and miss the only pristine night blow.
  Instagram signature: “Made it on television, when the fight was still charging #vipconristed 🎥🍾”
  
  Because this is it true Fans: Providing sport until it is only a noise in the background for the influencer network.

The whole event is a tragic parody – Corporate fantasy camp for opulent guys who do not know the feint from the footrest. Jake Paul is not a boxer, he is a walking billboard who has mastered the art of stunning mini -athlete. Chavez Jr.? The hereditary emptiness still trades the name of his dad while escaping from real competition.

Bidarian Nakisza from MVP called it “at night to remember.” You will bet. We will remember this because the night boxing not only sold – it fell over, pulled out a velvet rope and let unaware of drinking his blood through the crystal straw.

William Zepeda told today at a press conference in Novel York that he wants to check if Shakur Stevenson supports his standing words and fight him on July 12 at the Louis Armstrong stadium in Queens. The undefeated Zepeda (33-0, 27 KO) says that he expected Stevenson (23-0, 11 KO) fled to boxing, as always, not stand and snail.

Promoter Shakura, Eddie Hearn, said that he wants the title of Ring Lightweight to be threatened with the fight of Stevenson-Zepeda, making the winner the “King of Division.”

“A man on my left, if he was from Great Britain, would be what we call the absolute treasure. He would be a superstar,” he said Eddie Hearn During today’s press conference, talking about Shakur Stevenson. “It should not only be a boxing superstar, but also a superstar of American sport. He is 27 years elderly, world champion in three divisions, and he has never sweated.”

The reason why Shakur is not a superstar is because of this:

1. Lifeless combat style: Stevenson is a runner.
2. Destitute CV: his victory in the age of 126 and 130 were against the smaller warriors, many of whom were washed. At the age of 135, Shakur was terribly against Edwin de Los Santos, the only decent warrior he met in this weight class. Fans routinely win his fights, and many of them pass in half.
3. Not wanting to take risks when he is called.
4. Reputation of protection by your promoters

“Eric Gomez [of Golden Boy] He said that comparing him with Floyd Mayweather. I also put it on with such as Sugar Ray Leonard, Pernell Whitaker, all great. This man is so good [Stevenson] It is – continued Hearn with Oszlene Shakur. “But for greatness you need a great opponent, and this is William Zepeda. This is a fight in which Shakur Stevenson will show everyone how wonderful and how special he is.

“I know that the ring belt is empty. This belt should be on the line for Shakur and William Zepeda on July 12,” said Hearn. “You will see why Shakur Stevenson is one of the biggest fighters. They are two fighters who deserve to be the king of the division. He should be crowned with king on July 12.

Zepeda: Stand and fight

“I think that on July 12 the world will know who William Zepeda is,” said Zepeda. “I don’t care what Eddie says. I hope Shakur does what he says, that he will do, stand and fight. Shakur says that he stands and fights, let’s stand and fight. We have plan AI Plan B. says that he will stand and fight with me, but he will have to return to the box.”

“I come to perform. I come there to get the best performance in my career,” said Shakur. “Nothing else can.

“I don’t sleep at William Zepeda. I have to close myself and step on him. That’s what I have to do,” said Shakur.

“I want to be known as a Mexican legend,” Zepeda said.

“It can’t be. Of course, I want to fight the tank, but if Zepeda didn’t pass, there is no fight against the tank,” said Shakur.

“I leave his **,” said Shakur Stevenson about his forecast of fighting with William Zeda.

“I have to prepare a million percent. I have to try to stop this fight,” Zepeda said.

Eddie Hearn says Ryan Garcia is “In a little mess“After losing to Rolando Romero on May 2 in Times Square. He says that Ryan (24-2, 20 KO) must “come back” from this failure and win a rematch with Devin Haney to be profitable.

(Credit: Geoffrey Knott/Matchroom)

Hearn also believes that Haney must achieve another victory after his performance at the Times Square party against Jose Ramirez. He mentioned that Devin looked “petrified” and talked about someone who would tell him that he He resembled a “hare” With its brisk movement around the ring.

Garcia needs a win

“I’m worried more about Ryan than Devin. Entering the fight [on May 2nd at Times Square]I was more worried about Devin – said Eddie Hearn Fight Hub tv, Speaking of his fears about Ryan Garcia. “Although Devin did not look great, after the victory he acquired the momentum and I think that the next time he would be better.”

Garcia looked terrible during his fight with Rolando “Rolly” Romero on May 2, and you can say that he was later broken up. Ryan was crying in an ambulance after a defeat against Rolly. As he looked, Garcia will be strenuous to come back from this failure.

“Ryan has some mess, really. He must come back, win. I think he should defeat Rolly, “said Hearn.” We saw behind closed doors that this atmosphere has an impact on performances, but you know what to expect, “said Hearn about the fight against a diminutive crowd in Times Square.

Garcia may not be in a “mess” if Turks Alalshikh is ready to match him to Devin Haney in October. Everyone has heard Turks today at a press conference that Ryan vs. Haney Rematch is still the one he wants. He didn’t say how brisk, but considering the way he said, it would probably be like that. If Turki wants Kingry to take another fight, he will have to make sure that it is against someone who has marginal talent and has no impact strength. Every 10 best contenders up to 140 or 147 would be very risky for Garcia.

Hearn blames the environment

“I was very nervous that Ryan did not occur because I was very joyful that I turned my life,” said Hearn. “Sometimes in this environment a fight can convey you. It happens that you will get six rounds and you are behind. Eight rounds, you are still behind. Ten rounds, you have two rounds. [Trainer] Derrick]James said all the right things. “

It is witty that Hearn blames the Times Square environment for the defeat of Ryan Garcia against Rolly Romero. This is not why Kingry lost. He was beaten because he fought with a harsh warrior with excellent power and had no chin or courage to win with this kind of warrior. Ryan is not at the level of elite fighters such as Gervonta Davis. It is not even at the level of a strenuous fighter with a blue collar, such as Izaak “Pitbull” Cruz.

“It wasn’t as if he didn’t say” Ryan “, but he just couldn’t do it. Was it an environment? Was it and Rolly had some history? He was hurt in the second round. But it was a bad performance, “said Hearn.” This is the most essential thing. And it is much better than that. “

How does Hearn know that Ryan Garcia is better than what he showed? Who has ever defeated to show that his level was high? We saw how he dominated the sparring from Rolly years ago. The fight took place like a sparring session, which, as it is believed, took place in 2018. As a professional, Ryan’s best wins were against Oscar Duarte, Javier Fortuna and Luke Campbell. These are not great talents.

Turki controls the rematch

“It depends on his Excellency [Turki Alalshikh]- said Hearn, asked if he thinks Ryan Garcia’s rematch vs. Devin Haney 2 will happen now. “If both of these guys look great, on May 2, they are huge, but they did not do it. I think they both need another fight. I think Shakur was right about Devin. Devin is to be criticized now, and sometimes people will be a little harder than they should. “

The way Turki talked today during a press conference in Novel York for Edgar Berlang vs. Hamzah Sheeraz sounds like he intends to post his original plans to make Garcia-Haney rematch. As for only entertainment, not winning belts or positioning to win the title, Ryan vs. Haney Rematch might as well happen. None of these guys will improve enough to win the title at 147. Their only chance to capture the title is WBC Master Mario Barrios or on Ennis shoes will move to 154.

“He [Haney] He won almost every round and hurt Ramirez several times when he was holding his feet. But he just moved a little too brisk, but there is a really strenuous night with many things that happened to him. He was out of the ring for a year. Devin is a brilliant talent – said Hearn.

Devin won almost every round with a faded version of Jose Ramirez, who was forced to him. There is a massive difference between Haney well against Ramirez than someone with talent, such as Jaron Ennis, Brian Norman, Gary Antuanne Russell and Shakhram Giyasov. It is tough to see how Haney defeats any of these warriors and even Conor Benn.