Just then. Put on the shrimp, pour exorbitant prosecco and spread the carpet to obtain the least qualified VIP in the history of the fight – because Jake Paul vs. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. he just sold $ 1 million “Owner experience” to the office probably He thinks Dazn is a cryptocurrency.

The most vital promotions officially downloaded boxing, poured it in Cologne and crossed the best LinkedIn. This Courtyard – Yes, they call a luxurious cage – now he belongs to a company dealing with body injuries, which thought about access to Jake Paul Shadowbox Broken Chavez Jr., was worth more than most houses.

Who bought it? Law firm. The guys from Torklaw call it “alignment”. Of course. Because nothing screams of boxing heritage, like two lawyers drinking Chardonnay, while Jake Paul Windmills hits a man who gave up more than your local goalkeeper of the Sunday League. Buddy, the only thing here is your portfolio with Grift MVP.

And if you can’t cling to a full million, MVP has Emerald packages, diamond and platinum I am waiting for the rest of the Wannabe aristocracy. Do you still want to be valid? Take tens of thousands to sit down two rows and pretend that you understand what “southpaw” means. They will continue to give you the same cocktails, while Chavez Jr. He leaves the scene mentally – you just won’t get your name for Dazna.

Reza Torkzadeh from Torklaw said:
“There is something saint in entering the arena, knowing that everything is on the line.”
Yes, buddy – your reputation, marketing budget and any trace of boxing knowledge are definitely on the line.

You bought the “owner’s experience” for a million dollars in Jake Paul vs. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.?
All right, master. Here’s what, as an ardent, experienced, for life, a boxing fan, apparently you are (Sarcasm penetrating from each time), should or probably even make $ 1 million in the saddest boxing box:

• Incorrectly “Julio” asking a waiter when Jake Paul fights with a “Mexican guy”.
  Instagram signature: “Ready to see El Churro, throw your hands 🌮🇲🇽 #vipvibes #corralcrew”
• Explain to your partner loudly that “TKO” means “total knockout”.
  Because nothing impresses with a crowd of shrimp plates, how to be wrong.
• Argument that Jake Paul “defeated this UFC guy who once” means that.
  Signature on Instagram: “Jake Ko’d Tyrone Woodly, brother. He applied respect 👊tee #Lendalk”
• Ask the nearest warrior about the selfie, and then say “wait, which Paul Brother are you again?”
  Bonus points if it’s Holly Holm.
• Input a movie, if you are in Coachella, then ask: “So how many quarters are it again in the round?”
  Instagram signature: “Ringwalls hit different
• Call Chavez Sr. “This Spanish guy from the preliminary film”, spilling prosecco into a VIP leash.
  Instagram signature: “Love Boxing’s opulent story 🇪🇸🍾 #juliowho?”
• Check your watch and ask loudly: “When does a real fight start?”
  Especially after the sixth round, when Chavez Jr. He begins to argue with his own corner, and Jake begins to play in the front cameras.
• Stand up and support Jake when he throws a stab, and then ask: “Was it the upper?”
  Instagram signature: “Hook? Whatever it was – pristine.“
• Take a selfie during the third round with your back to fight. Because of course.
  Instagram signature: “We came. We bent. We forgot to watch.
• Google “How many rounds are there boxing?” While trying to find a sushi tray again.
  Instagram signature: “Boxing is a long sport. Has anyone seen Sake? 🍣🥂 #12 roundsoftitting”
• Class the replay of Jake Lost by six inches and screaming “Let’s Gooooo!” Like Hagler vs. Hearns.
  Instagram signature: “This lady was elite, elderly. He wanted to do it 🧠💥 #strategmaster”
• Operate Denzek Camera cut to wave with your partners and miss the only pristine night blow.
  Instagram signature: “Made it on television, when the fight was still charging #vipconristed 🎥🍾”
  
  Because this is it true Fans: Providing sport until it is only a noise in the background for the influencer network.

The whole event is a tragic parody – Corporate fantasy camp for opulent guys who do not know the feint from the footrest. Jake Paul is not a boxer, he is a walking billboard who has mastered the art of stunning mini -athlete. Chavez Jr.? The hereditary emptiness still trades the name of his dad while escaping from real competition.

Bidarian Nakisza from MVP called it “at night to remember.” You will bet. We will remember this because the night boxing not only sold – it fell over, pulled out a velvet rope and let unaware of drinking his blood through the crystal straw.