Who will win Fundora vs Tszyu?

Current rates: Tszyu -525, Fundora +370

Scott Christ (6-1)

Tszyu with a full training camp focused on Fundora beats Fundora. Tszyu didn’t have almost a full training camp focused on Fundora, who is a 6’5″+ southpaw, and not the aging, 5’7″ right-handed welterweight Tszyu signed up to fight. This gives Fundora a chance to pull off an upset.

I’m betting on Fundora to get enough rounds, but in this case it’s 50/50 because I think Tszyu really is the better fighter. Fundora won’t push for the win because that’s just not the way he fights, which is the real standard these days for guys who are abnormally high in the division, almost like a guy they like to fight in the middle. In fact, it’s the novel expected style where everyone tries to be “surprisingly good midfield players!” instead of just doing what should come naturally with their natural advantages, so much so that it would actually be more stereotype-breaking to have a distance-keeping jabbing machine with a huge height and reach advantage, more or less as it would be in What’s actually more creative at this point is to write a story about a clown who’s just a dumb dude who shows up at birthday parties and doesn’t have any sinister plans. Fundora SD-12

Will Esco (5-2)

There are those who expect Fundora to give Tszyu a tougher test than Keith Thurman, and I am one of them. Not only is the fundora a completely different animal, its dimensions make it threatening to almost anyone in its weight class. That being said, Fundora doesn’t usually apply his massive height and reach to his advantage, which is why he’s built to be a reliable action fighter who’s fun to watch. If this fight turns into something like Fundora vs. Erickson Lubin, I think Tszyu will be a better fit for this type of fight because he has more bang in his punches.

Tsyzu may be reaching an elite level soon, but I appreciate his willingness to take on all comers and I think he’s still fresh enough to give his all tonight. I will take Tszyu to survive Fundora in a grueling effort. Tszyu TKO-9

John Hansen (6-1)

I did something I very rarely do and checked the gambling lines in this fight before making my pick. Most places give Fundora about a 20 percent chance of fighting here, but I think it’s more of a 60/40 fight, especially considering the brief notice and what Tszyu was preparing for less than two weeks ago.

Watching enough Fundora finally convinced me, probably around the time of the Erickson Lubin fight, that it was a real movie and not just a giraffe-man freak show. It’s debatable whether he can handle the force… I think his kneeling before Lubin and the way he used that time to serene down and regain control of the fight is a very positive sign. He tried to fight Mendoza and it finished him off. Will he be able to stay sane when Tszyu takes a substantial shot? Maybe!

On the other hand, if Fundora avoids the brain-bending blow, can Tszyu do what no one else has ever done and beat Fundora in the 12? He did a good strategic job against Harrison and Gausha. But he had over 13 days to prepare for them, and none of them are as special as Fundora.

In my eyes this is a much closer fight than the bookmaker. However, I still favor Tszyu, who I think will hurt Fundora at least once or twice and should be aware of closing the deal when he does. Tszyu KO-10

Patrick Stumberg (6-1)

The fundamental point for Fundora is that the demands he demands from his opponent (endurance, stamina, internal combat prowess) are the same things Tszyu excels at. Tim struggles with counter-attackers who can take advantage of his sluggish footwork; he would jump at the chance to just sit in the pocket and trade concussions until someone falls down.

Fundora’s only advantage is that he was preparing for the seemingly similar Serhiy Bohachuk, while Tszyu had to throw away all his notes on Keith Thurman. But it wouldn’t diminish the advantage even in the best of times, and I wouldn’t call “first fight since being thrown into Bolivia” the best of times. Tszyu is simply too good at the only type of fighting Fundora knows in “Towering Inferno” to tire him out; expect a “TIMBER” moment somewhere around the middle. Tszyu TKO-5

Who will win Romero vs. Cruz?

Current rates: Romero +215, Cruz -275

Scott Christ (6-1)

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I just think Cruz is a better, more persistent boxer. He’s a smaller man, but he packs a search-and-destroy punch. Granted, this gives Rolly a chance to drop a substantial bomb in a shootout, but the shootout could also just overwhelm Romero, who doesn’t have quick hands and could get caught with his wheels turning. There’s also a chance that Rolly’s condition has improved since we last saw him. Romero may win this fight, but I’m betting on Cruz. Cruz via TKO-8

Will Esco (5-2)

I have no doubt that this is a fight where Rolly will try to play the role of an aggressive counter-attacker, the question is whether he can do it well enough and long enough to keep Pitbull from getting dizzy going I think Rolly is at least punching enough strongly that he has the potential to catch a Pitbull coming into action, but this is also one of those scenarios where he will have to walk a tightrope as his boxing skills are not one of his natural strengths.

It wouldn’t shock me at all if this fight became disorganized for an extended period of time, and I think it’s a fight where Rolly either blows away Pitbull by getting on the field early or gets overwhelmed because his footwork isn’t good enough to stop Pitbull. Cruz UD-12

John Hansen (6-1)

I’m not saying that Rolly Romero is the weakest champion in boxing today. The middleweight belt being decided right before Rolly steps into the ring is enough to argue that he won’t even be the weakest champion on this card.

The truth, however, is that Romero “won” his title by being well outworked by a guy who looks ancient enough to be christened Luis Ortiz. And he holds that belt, at least to some extent, because it was during that fight that Tony Weeks may have first realized that the referee’s paycheck is the same whether he fights the full 12 rounds or finishes it frustratingly quickly when the fighter Team B pauses to take a deep breath.

As for Isaac Cruz, I’ve said this before, but he’s smiling like a shark without a soul:

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He also fights like a shark. Tenacious, aggressive and persistent. Not as talented as Tank Davis, but probably immediately more threatening due to his relative recklessness. I like him to win pretty early, and I wouldn’t be shocked if it happened sooner than I daresay. Cruz KO-5

Patrick Stumberg (6-1)

Isaac Cruz is not the type of juggernaut; many of his most notable victories came over underpowered and/or overshadowed opponents, and he also had his share of setbacks against the likes of Jose Matias Romero and Giovanni Cabrera. He’s still on the way way better than Rolly Romero. Romero has four inches of height and five inches of reach in “Pitbull”, but he lacks the skills to apply them, as evidenced by his utter inability to stop the old Ismael Barroso from employing a meat-and-potatoes strategy.

And I don’t think I need to tell you how outclassed Romero is internally.

The only things Romero has to offer are quick reflexes and solid strength, neither of which should bother someone who lasted 36 minutes under Gervonta Davis. Of course, Cruz has the disadvantage of being a lightweight, but I think it’s outweighed by Romero’s disadvantage of being Rolly Romero. Cruz chases him down and brutalizes his body to finish him off in the end. Cruz via TKO-10

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Oscar Valdez vs. Liam Wilson

Current rates: Valdez -350, Wilson +265

• Scott: Valdez UD-12
• Will be: Valdez UD-12
• John: Valdez KO-10
• Patrick: Valdez via TKO-11

Seniesa Estrada vs. Yokasta Valle

Current rates: Estrada -220, Dolina +175

• Scott: Stage SD-10
• Will be: Stage MD-10
• John: Stage MD-10
• Patrick: Bandstand UD-10

Erislandy Lara vs. Michael Zerafa

Current rates: Lara -360, Zerafa +275

• Scott: Lary UD-12
• Will be: Lary UD-12
• John: Lary UD-12
• Patrick: Lary UD-12

Julio Cesar Martinez vs. Angelino Cordova

Current rates: Martinez -340, Cordoba +255

• Scott: Martinez via TKO-10
• Will be: Martinez via TKO-10
• John: Cordoba UD-12
• Patrick: Martinez via TKO-10

Serhii Bohachuk vs. Brian Mendoza

Current rates: Bohaczuk -195, Mendoza +155

• Scott: Bohaczuk MD-12
• Will be: Bohaczuk UD-12
• John: Bohaczuk UD-12
• Patrick: Bohaczuk UD-12

Fabio Wardley vs. Frazer Clarke

Current rates: Wardley -225, Clarke +180

• Scott: Clarke via TKO-11
• Will be: Wardley via TKO-9
• John: Clarke via TKO-7
• Patrick: Wardley via TKO-10